Super Girl

Once upon a time there was a period of great hero’s helping saving the world from evil. These hero’s were around during the great depression, they were created to stop the drought. The greatest of them all was one named Super Girl. She had as much wisdom as the three wise men and as much mass as an elephant. For some odd reason she carried a big purse around with her always. The government knew about the hero's they just didn’t tell the people the truth how we got out of the great depression. Since Super Girl had a ton of wisdom she figured if she grew millions of tons of crops without it costing anything that it would get the economy out of the hole. Coincidentally she had a friend super hero named Super Planter that could grow crops at the speed of light. So Super Girl and Super Planter grew millions of crops and sold them to China and Japan. It raised trillions of dollars and saved us from the depression. That is the real story of how America got out of the Great Depression.

The Lucky Break

It was a cold rainy night. I was all alone, drenched, sitting in my cardboard box. I was in need of food, shelter, and mostly money. I’ve lived in this good ole cardboard box for the last two years. I was sprouting a full beard. It kept my face warm most of the time so I didn’t mind. I haven’t even a full meal since I was 25 which was three years ago. I used to be a rich young fellow tilled I got sued. I invented the video game system “video cube”. It was the biggest thing out everyone bought it, you could play online with people from China it was great! But then one day I got a call from Barack Obama. He told me my game system was giving off radiation and making people ill and worse dead. It sent a chill down my spine when I heard this. He told me that I was being sued for 10.7 million dollars and video cube was being shutdown. 10.7 million was everything I had and more. So back to the rainy night I was sitting in my box in the dark scary alley. No one to talk to, nothing to do living there was like living in Hell. Suddenly my world look good for a moment, the rain let up and you could finally see the moon. Then I saw a man locking up a bank, it was dark in the bank. I could finally pay the $200,000 in debt to those poor kids I gave radiation to. So I took my chance I threw a rock straight through the bank’s windows with all my might. As soon as the glass broke an alarmed sounded I jumped through it taking my chances I grabbed all the money I could it seemed to be over millions my pockets were full of money and gold. I felt like my world was changed I was a rich man. I leaped out the window running for my life, and then I heard it. The sirens of the cops, they were hot on my tail. I saw a dark alley on my left I dove head first into the pile high of garbage bags, I don’t think they saw. I waited a few minutes to get out of the pile. Once I did they were gone. I did it, I was rich man. I started walking around the streets singing songs of praises. I knew it was one in the morning but I didn’t care I was a rich man. Then I realized my pockets were really light. I froze, checking my pockets. Where was the money?

Funny Moment Over Christmas Break

Authors Note:I wrote this because I had to inform you about something funny that happened over break.

It was a sunny afternoon, the family over, everyone overjoyed with the excitement of it being Christmas. You could smell the sweet scents of chocolate, cookies, and cakes. My family was gathered in the family room excited to open there presents. We were just about to start until my baby brother ran into the room yelled "poopie" really loud then farted and then he said "excuse me". Everyone let out with a giggle. It was truly a hilarious moment.